Kicks From Chris

I HAD TO STRETCH FIRST ::

Open scene, in a cavernous hallway at CP+B. Jared walks casually until crossing paths with Chris Streger.

Chris: Hey you look like you’ve got big feet.
Jared: Thank you.
Chris: Try this on (removes shoe and slides it towards Jared with the top of his socked big-toe).
Jared: It fits!
Chris: These bad-boys are causing trauma to this marvelous big-toe of mine; do you want them?
Jared: Do catfish smell like cats?
Chris: (Looks puzzled).
Jared: They do.

End scene.

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